Thursday, March 17, 2011

How to Celebrate St. Pattie's Day Sexually


--Green lingerie
--Green edible panties
--Green boxers
--Wear green before getting naked (okay... a little obvious)
--Use whipped cream with green syrup
--Have green sheets on your bed
--Drink green beer
--Drink green wine
--Drink green body shots!!
--Present a bouquet of shamrocks to your partner
--Use Irish Spring soap before or after sex
--Dye your nether regions green
--Shave a shamrock into your nether regions
--Hookup with a stranger you met at a STPD celebration
--Listen to U2 or The Cranberries during sex
--Watch: The Commitments, Angela's Ashes, Michael Collins, The Boxer, or In the Name of the Father before sex (why r all Irish movies so depressing?  maybe watch after sex)

This is not an exhaustive list.  But hopefully there's something here to get you started.

Happy Fucking, all!

Kendall

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